At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
is it fun? or sober?
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