omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Randomize
