We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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