just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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