Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
You've changed since you got that strap on
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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