every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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