i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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