i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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