All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
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