forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
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