i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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