i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
I can't turn off my feet"
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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