i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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