Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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