Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
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