He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
foreskin is a definite game changer
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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