Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
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