What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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