dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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