okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
Randomize
