So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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