She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
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