Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Randomize
