nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Two words: blizzard sex
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
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