Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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