The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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