Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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