i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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