haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
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