just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
I'm like, not good at living.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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