yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
My pussy is not your playground.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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