If i come over, it means nothing
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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