Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
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