i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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