That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Randomize
