Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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