how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
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