Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
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