Kareoke will never be a sober sport
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
They have beer where we have blood.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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