I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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