I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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