who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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