Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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