I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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