You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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