Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
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