She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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