i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
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