the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
ugly people sure do ruin things
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
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