What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
You left your underwear on the fireplace
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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